Monday, January 3, 2011

My Daughter's Boyfriend

I want to have a daughter one day. Not because I have heard that daughters love their father's more then son's do, but because I can't wait till my daughter brings home her first boyfriend, some 16 year old little boy, all nervous to meet me for the first time and I'll offer him some whiskey, and when he declines I'll say...

"I don't trust a man who doesn't drink."

Because I think its funny to tell a 16 year old such a thing.

Plus the statement is true. I don't.

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