Broetry

Quite possibly the World's first Broem:


She was like a flower, you know?
All delicate and stuff.
She smelt pretty good too.
We took a walk at night,

the air was like a wave on the beach
I rode it with my love board.
I had this feeling inside of me
like I'd drank too much beer, but I didn't!

Weird, right? The hairs on my body
stood up, like I rubbed my body in hair jel
but I didn't do that either! There was none left.
I told her she was cool

She said I was cool too,
we kissed, I slipped her some tongue.
It was pretty sweet.
And then we got to where we were going,

but it wasn't where I expected to be,
so I went home.
It was pretty heavy, man.
You should been there.